Talking from stall-to-stall weirds me out. A lot. I don't even like talking on the phone when I'm peeing. I think it's less about "none of us are wearing pants" and more "I'm performing a bodily function that I'd rather not share with you. Also, I'd rather not share anything ELSE while doing so."
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
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