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I wish I had some sage advice to offer, but in this situation, it's slim. As a guy who had his life ripped apart by a cheater, it's never easy to look at a situation objectively when you're in the thick of it.
You could, however, take the Sit Com route...
Wait for a night when she comes home after you from work. Work yourself into a hysterical fit, at least the male equivalent of it. When she comes in, try to act like nothing is wrong. Sniffle a bit. Cry silently. When she persists, give her a mild verbal lash-out. "I know what you did!" "I can't believe you'd do something like that after all this time!" "I know I haven't been perfect, but this?!" Etc...
Be vague on purpose. Be angry enough to act like you've been cuckolded and found out, but be sad enough to really seem hurt to the core. More hurt than angry. Women are emotional beings. If she picks up on your general tone, your vague words might just twinge her guilt button. If she has a heart, this is where she will apologize profusely, begin crying, and swear to be faithful from here on out.
At that point you sniffle a few times, stop crying, and say "What?" She repeats herself. You say, "You cheated on me?! I was just angry you left the milk out again!"
You're innocent of suspicion of her, she admits guilt, and you end up the on the moral high-ground.
Ba-dump-bump.
If she questions you later on why the milk caused such melodrama, just say, "It involves tobasco, a milk cow named Beatrice, and a rodeo clown ...but I can say no more! The pain after all these years! Still so fresh... *sob*"
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