Michelle Obama is on the cover of Newsweek this week. No big deal - she's easy on the eyes, and she's fighting childhood obesity so it's all good.
But look closely at that apple on the table in front of her. There's an image there. Is it
Jesus?
Charles Darwin?
Grigory Rasputin? A
guy from ZZ Top?
Karl Marx?
Surely there must be some hidden message. Some say it's Karl Marx. Looks more like Darwin to me. But it can't be innocent. It must be
some kind of conspiracy.
Oh, I know!! It's the
Ayatollah Khomeini!!
Actually, I think the conspiracy nuts will be very disappointed when they find out that it's really
James Garfield.