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How do you watch Television?
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I'll typically fall back into the sofa, turn the TV on with the remote and tell Mrs. O'rights to bring me a beer. Then I turn on the closed captions, 'cause there ain't no way in hell I'm gonna be able to hear what's on the TV with all of that screaming.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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