God damn, this game PUNISHES ME for wishing for a non-linear experience by saying, "Fine, fuck you, enjoy pulse!" I turn around going "YAAAAAY" and instantly have a giant turtle step on my head for 11hojillion damage.
FML
I just tried to fight something with 1.5mil hp, called a juggernaught. went pretty well till he used this move called "wrecking ball" then he kinda reminded me of a big fat turtle which crushed my head once.
There is a trophy for beating him so I guess I'll have to work on that later when my guys hit puberty. Feel like I've been playing for fawking ever and my highest job is still only lvl 3. >.>
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