Have you thought about overseas? *ALOT* of companies are hiring for their job sites in Iraq and Afghanistan. Everything from short order cook to sorting mail to leading job teams. They will train you, give you a place to stay (on base more than likely) and pay you WELL. My friend worked in a postal sorting job (basically moving packages around) and made $35k for 6 months worth of work.
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That is just one company that hiring and they are hiring for just about anything. Got a friend over there making 55k for 6 months worth of work. Just look through it. Go over there, work for 6 months or a year, make bank, come back and have time to work on getting a job.
You are single (assume: you live at home and have no job), no major ties financially (beside CC), and you need a job. Go overseas, go to places that are best for single people, they will pay you and give you real world training.
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Go to a restaurant, say you will wash dishes or cut things into smaller things. Tell them you are willing to start from the bottom. If they don't hire you, go to the next restaurant, Repeat. Restaurants are always hiring dishwashers/busboys/prep cooks (because of the high turnover rate). I started washing dishes when I was 18 and worked my way up to management at my last job by just being willing to work hard and learn.
Also, Never think think you are to good for a job, no matter how low end it is. You want money? Be willing to do whatever you need to do work for it.