As I think more about this, I'm wondering why this woman wasn't charged with carrying a concealed weapon. Or all women who don't want to go topless, for that matter.
In fact, wouldn't it make sense to require women to license their breasts, like guns? Imagine the revenue that could be generated with a small annual fee tied to the size of a woman's chest!
It would work, I tell you.
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