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Meh, people were blowing crotches left and right on my last deployment. ACUs seemed to be particularly bad in that department. It was nice air conditioning for my nuts during the summer (never wore underwear), but the second that desert winter hit I was stitching 'em up quick. I had three uniforms outta six with sewn crotches by the end. Raggedy as hell, I tell ya.
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It's funny. If you sew it shut with black or brown thread, it looks like you've got hairy labia. There were a ton of jokes about that going around, too.
"Hey, dude... your pussy's hanging out." "Check it out, bro... I grew a vagina after lunch."
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