Tarzan, you're a rare breed. A true believer of no sex, eh?
To be honest, that really scares me. I can't fathom doing that.
You're at least getting righteous handjobs? Blowjobs?
I'm pretty sure I'm the only asexual guy here at TFP.
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It's my feeling that sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad... it's still good.
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