This thread reminds of that "My spoon is too big" thing.
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Baraka's brain is too intelligent... Filtherton's too funny and charming.
Is this the delusions thread?
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Originally Posted by Lady Bear Cub
Well, technically most babies don't make it through on their own. Most women tear or have episiotomies. So maximum capacity shouldn't always be judged by the size of the baby.
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Uh, it's just a relative comparison to the "Say Ahh!" potential of our favorite orifice.
Let's say the dude's dick is half the circumference of a baby's head. A third even.
That's pretty goddamn big.
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If we could... I think we'd all be hung like coffee cans.
Pride over functionality. Every time.