Selfish?! Jesus Christ!
I still can't imagine what kind of masochistic idiot decides it's a good idea to run a big jagged piece of metal through his johnson. You gotta be one hell of a egocentric narcissist to not even think to take it out before putting it inside someone else!
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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