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Plan9 · 02-22-2010, 07:59 PM

Quit whining.

Most men pray to have your problem.

I don't even have genitals and I have to hear this?

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The vagina is a pretty elastic organ. Like RatBastid said, her fleshy hangar will handle that widebody that emerges 9 months after the condom breaks.

So tell us: How long have you been having sex? "Pretty wet" and "tried lubricant" mean what? Spit and shove isn't the preferred method.

Exactly how big is your baby arm? Pringles can? Tuna? LordEden's bulbous cranium?

...

Damnit, this thread reminds me of that "a vagina is not a rucksack" thing.

02-22-2010, 07:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Quit whining. Most men pray to have your problem. I don't even have genitals and I have to hear this? ... The vagina is a pretty elastic organ. Like RatBastid said, her fleshy hangar will handle that widebody that emerges 9 months after the condom breaks. So tell us: How long have you been having sex? "Pretty wet" and "tried lubricant" mean what? Spit and shove isn't the preferred method. Exactly how big is your baby arm? Pringles can? Tuna? LordEden's bulbous cranium? ... Damnit, this thread reminds me of that "a vagina is not a rucksack" thing. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 02-22-2010 at 08:08 PM..