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OMG, I have had so many of these neighbors.... Mostly they were kind of hot, and I don't mind admitting that they often provoked me to "join in," whether I had a girl with me or not.
Sometimes not so much, though. I did have one neighbor who, God help me, I swear was having loud sex with her dog (no boyfriend, just her voice moaning, and saying "Faster, boy! Good boy, faster!" and the sound of dog whining and claws scrabbling on hardwood flooring...you do the math). Yikes.
And on the more amusing side of the spectrum, I also had one set of neighbors I used to hear all the time, and each time sounded the same:
Mixed voices: *panting and moaning*
Her: Oh, God, yes, fuck me faster!
Him: Oh, God, yes, I'm gonna come!
Her: No, I'm so close!
Him: I don't want to come yet! No! Aaargh (sounds of him coming)!
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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