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The whole tone of this is that s certain acts are "special", her doing them is a treat for him (but not her) so he can reciprocate in cash.
Well that's fine, but if she wants to play that game he should charge her a $10 per minute waiting time every time she's not ready to leave the house on the appointed time, he should charge $50 for cunnilingus, he should demand a payment for having to listen politely to her mother (insert marital stereotype here).
See where this is going?
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The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
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