Be mine, hovering-mass of evil conjecture above cloud nine

Non-fattening breakfast+lunch+dinner at the always insanely good
Lunchbox Laboratory (clockwise beginning with the burger):
- The Happy Valentine's Day Jack Zduriencik burger: Two quarter pound Super Beef (grassfed Prime Rib/Sirloin/Rib Eye) patties, 7 pieces of Maple Bacon, White and Yellow American Cheese, Ketchup, a housemade Green Tabasco Mayo and a Spicy Tomato Relish (habanero, jalapeno and tomato) on an organic Essential Baking Company kaiser roll.
- Hand-spun Strawberry Milkshake
- Mexican Coca Cola (made with Pure Cane Sugar instead of Corn Syrup)
- Sweet Potato Fries with Rosemary Sea Salt with a side of housemade Polynesian Pineapple Relish
- Super antioxidant Organic Mandarin Orange & Cinnamon Rooibos caffeine-free tea