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I believe the analogy was that he is basically a virgin because his first (and maybe only two) times, the sex was not at all memorable (if even all that enjoyable). Only thing he had forgotten to mention to you was the precendent 'as' and/or 'like' a virgin. (♪ being touched twice doesn't really count for all that much ♪)


Also, this may be just me, but seeing how this thread has been revived twice now, and has a barrelful of great advice and even better personal anecdotes provided by members, I'd think this would be a right nice fit for the 'Hall of Fame'.

(and is it just me, again, or does anybody else picture CONFUSED as an Aussie?)

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