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Originally Posted by roachboy
thanks poppinjay.
the "translation" is from king james english into cliff notes english basically.
its hilarious.
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Yes, wasn't England under James I a bastion of liberalism? One could even say the King James Bible is the first evidence of a liberal media, no?
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Originally Posted by Conservobible
Mark 9:11-12
King James Version:
And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her.
And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.
Proposed Conservative Translation:
He said to them, "Any man who divorces his wife and marries another has committed adultery.
And if a woman divorces her husband, and marries another, she commits adultery."
Analysis:
This is the real answer to the question of divorce.
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Finally!
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön
Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot
Last edited by Baraka_Guru; 02-12-2010 at 06:45 AM..
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