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Originally posted by KeyserSoze
Where in the hell can you drive 80 mph in Northern California??
Shit, down here in LA we can't get going fast enough to blow one off let alone pick our nose without someone seeing you because you can ONLY GO 5 FUKIN MILES AN HOUR....IF THAT!!
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Man you gotta move to Wisconsin. A "Traffic Jam" here is when the two factories in town let out at the same time and it takes you 20 min instead of 10 to get from one end of town to the other. And talking about driving 80? I'm not saying I drove but I have ridden in a car going 110 on our highways and even backroads. It's easy. Traffic? What's that?
As to the booger? That was hilarious. I have allergies and know the scenerio all too well. Ever tried paper instead of kleenex? I have. It actually semi-works gotta be careful about THAT papercut though.