Originally Posted by ngdawg

I haven't seen them at malls, usually stores, but if they'd been there when I was carrying my twins, I'd have used them. Wander? Try walk, sit, walk, lean, walk, sit, walk, cry.....
Try this just for kicks: Get a watermelon, about 9-10 lbs, strap it to your hips. For real fun, get about 4 lbs of apples, split them into two bags and strap them around your neck so that they hang just above the watermelon.
Now, get into your car. Don't forget to buckle up!
Drive to said mall.
Park at the middle of the lot.
Start walking.

Originally Posted by Jinn

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