Yeah my friend never played any of the ME franchise, he just started on ME1 like 2 days ago, I watched him play a bit today and he was saying how he has been playing non stop, how he likes his gear, and the little rover portions of the game etc..
I just went "yeah, the inventory? they got rid of it in ME2, oh right and that rover? replaced it with the most god damned awful minigame ever, planet scanning."
"wait, you told me to play this one before I play the 2nd one and now you're telling me all the good parts are gone?"
"yep, well, the story is still there I guess but it's just a wordy as fuck shooter now and you can clear it with the gear you start with in all honesty"
"wtf"
"yeah you'll still like it though, just because reviewers will TELL YOU TO LIKE IT, oh and, you'll be out 60 bucks so you'll feel stupid if you say it's mediocre because you paid for it right?"
"damnit...."
"yeah.... fml"
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