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Helpful?
Sure, let's break out the TFP Guidebook for Tilted Sexuality.
Ooookay, what do we have here. Ah-ha. Here we go.
Rule number 1
Talk to your wife
Rule number 2
When problems arise in a relationship, the first symptoms show up in the bedroom*
*Refer to rule number 1.
Rule number 3
If you're in a relationship with a person who exhibits Behavior A, think back to the time you two have met. Has that person always been exhibiting Behavior A?
If yes, they will remain at Behavior A, if not, refer to Rule Number 2
Rule number 4
If rules numbers 1, 2, and 3 are not applicable in your case for whatever reason, suggest (thereby referring to Rule Number 1) couple's counseling.
I think that about covers it.
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