So help me... true story: I was in a friend's office. His wife called & started talking. He opened a drawer & put the phone in it!! Every couple of minutes he'd listen, say "uh-huh" or "Yeah", & put it back in the drawer. This went on for 10 minutes until there was this silence from the drawer. He grabbed the phone, apologised & said someone had just come in and he'd missed what she'd just said & he would call her back.
To this day, she has no idea he did this (& probably still does).
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