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Old 01-28-2010, 08:53 AM   #56 (permalink)
LordEden
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You are 5'5"? From all the short fucking hobbits out here (and I'm the fucking president of The Hobbit Guild). Get the fuck over it. I'm short, but I don't let it hold me back. Here's what you do.... MAKE A FUCKING JOKE OF IT. I've found the best defense is a good offence when it comes to shortness. Throw the short joke in there before they can, then counter with something about them. I'm as short as they come, but you can't let that hold you back.

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Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister
The dwarf lifted an eyebrow. "Would you rather be called the Imp? Let them see that their words can cut you and you'll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name, take it, make it your own. Then they can't hurt you with it anymore."
This is true for others and yourself. If you kick yourself for being short, you will always be short. If you can laugh just as hard about short jokes as others, well you are one step closer to knowing that IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.

Fucking emo kids, I thought you were like 5 feet fucking tall or shorter.
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