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Originally Posted by IdeoFunk
I say suicide by cop is pretty gutless. If this guy is a true man he'll hang himself in prison using a noose made out of his own hair.
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Underwear waistband is more common.
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Is there really a manly way to kill yourself these days? I don't see anybody shoving a knife into their guts anymore or setting themselves on fire. It's all gun in the mouth or pills or jumping off a bridge. Suicide by cop is popular because it creates the kind of dramatic showdown that dipshits like samurai-boy desire. Cops, despite Gucci's belief, don't actually like hurting people. It's bad for their soul, too much paperwork, and gets to be expensive.