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Originally Posted by Mirth
Actually, I read that article the other day (I'm signed up for that dating site) and it actually says that a self-shot photo pics get better results.
The pics with no shirts get way better results, but I don't have that kind of body. :\
Anyways, I only degrade myself because I thought acceptance was the first step to recovery. :\ And professional help isn't an option, I'd kill myself before I seen a professional.
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My point by posting that article was strictly humorous. Their stats suggest that I should showcase my ravioli-like abdominal muscles and avoid writing a lengthy profile, sticking to monosyllabic words and catch phrases. Throw in some pouty lip shots and a closeup of my off-the-wall tribal tattoo and I'm gonna be just rollin' in the vaj! Heh. I sincerely doubt that such a course of action would lead me to the kind of woman that I want to do more with than just bump rubber-covered uglies. I apologize if you took that link seriously. Really, it was just part of my larger plan to confuse Xerxys.
Common sense dictates that a shitty indoor self-shot of a dumpy guy who doesn't have much to say about himself isn't going to follow their supposed stats, bro. Grainy emo cleavage-laced coy self-shots might work for girls based strictly on meat appeal but not for male nerds. I can't imagine too many girls soaking their panties over a guy who can't be bothered to escape the box that casts the blue light long enough snap a decently lit picture.
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Professional help isn't an option, eh? Hey, I'm cool with that. Shrinks are expensive and a liability if you want to get certain jobs. If you're not going to seek professional help, however, you must take it upon yourself to unfuck your life. I get the feeling a good portion of your largely masturbatory posts here on TFP are just attempts to connect with strangers and shoot the shit. That's cool. We all do it. Just avoid being such a whiny choad about it.