canuckguy

When I was 19 I convinced my mom to let me go with friends to Florida for spring break. It was her money so hence I needed the permission. When I was there I got arrested for drunk in public because I was walking down the road to a house party and tripped over a pothole....I was drunk but no real need to arrest me but florida's finest spotted me and handcuffed me (first time).

Worst part was that I had no idea who's name the house we were staying at was under, nor did I know the phone number of who to call....so I had to call home to my mom and get her to track down someone to bail me out...yep that was fun...

Also once I went out east to New Brunswick with a few mates to visit his mom. First night there I picked up a chick at the bar and went home with her. In the morning I realize again that my buddies mom is remarried so last name has changed and i have no idea where they live or who to call...yep....

I never go anywhere now without knowing all the details...

Also I got so drunk once I shit my pants, I don't drink much anymore....

Alcohol and me are just not made to hang out.

edit- I guess not that legendary.... I was once drunk everyday falling down drunk for about 6 months....more loser-ish that legend. I am all better now!