Sick story, but it reminds me of something Cecil Adams wrote years ago:
Quote:
January 1, 1982
Dear Cecil:
I think my roommate is having sex with his cats. Could you explain the biological reasons why cats can't be impregnated by human beings?
— T.S., Chicago
Dear T.:
For the same reason you can't park a Cadillac in a closet, you bozo.
— Cecil Adams
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