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Stay with her. It's better to be with somebody than alone. Obsess over her. Constantly make sexual advances, she will give in. Tell her your penis tastes like almond joys. Molest her cat. Date her mom. Pal around with her dad. Ask for her to cut the crusts off your bread.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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