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Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
why did you get married? Green card for $5,000???
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I wish. Or for taxes. I think I would get audited if I tried to do our taxes together.
I never planned on getting married. I'm not the marrying type. So I figured that I would marry someone that I know I couldn't be attached to but I let myself go.
It all started out as a joke that I was going to play on my mom. I was (and am) at a reckless part of my life so I said to her, "Hey, let's get married anyway, it will be fun." And she, being quite the nutter, agreed.
It wasn't until after she slept with 3 other guys that I decided that I need to find a girlfriend.
I would honestly love to get a divorce but I'm incredibly poor at the moment. All I have is negative money. Everything is overdrawn.