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On behalf of TFP I'd like to apologize for completely fucking up your love life, fie. Obviously we're responsible for the fact that you married a woman you didn't like for reasons that are unfathomable to us and you remain married to her for reasons we don't know. Clearly, we're in the wrong when you can't bring yourself to cheat on your wife. If only faceless strangers on the internet weren't messing with your love life this way, you'd have achieved true happiness on your own. You'd be having mind-blowing sex constantly and would be joyfully fending off all the women throwing themselves at you because you'd found "The One".
I'm so sorry we've screwed up your life this way. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive us.
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
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