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Originally Posted by Toaster126
I feel obligated to remind everyone that changes in temperature are really bad for condoms, so places like your wallet (body heat, then none), your car (temps rising and falling), etc... are not the best places for condoms to be for any actual length of time.
My personal opinion on condoms is that if you can't talk about them, you shouldn't be in a situation where one should be used.
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Seriously. We would have situations like this: Going to bars with friends, getting out of the car. "Hey Pablo, you packin'? Wouldn't want to ruin it like that time in Miami." "I'm prepared [big grin and pelvic thrust.] You?" "Yeah, but II won't need 'em, I'm thinking of trying to break my record of most lesbians approached in one night. I'm still at 6 plus the DJ's girlfriend from that Goth club in Orlando." [this was a funny story if anyone wants to hear it.] "I've got one or two on reserve just in case I find one who's into dudes tonight."
I have an uncanny ability to unwittingly approach lesbians in bars and clubs.