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How does this work? What standards do you hold Obama to?

Riddle:

I didn't murder 91 people today.
I assaulted 33,
I murdered 15.

What am I?

P.S. - This is a rhetorical question, I did not actually assault or murder any real people today, but I am going to play a little Call of Duty 3 tonight.

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