Plan9

Dude, ditch this walking cartoon / train wreck and develop yourself so you can better find a partner that meets your needs.

First off... you're using her like a life preserver... she's all you've got so you hang on. That's way unhealthy, bro.

You need to have friends, hobbies, and Pullups (TM) I-Did-It-Myself moments in your life before you can find someone.

Enough of this I wanna find The One stuff and go find Ms. Lasts-A-Year. Life is too short to be that scared or that picky.

You seem to be big into religion. Turns out a church and its related functions are totally the place to meet girls into religion.

There are Christian dating sites on the web if you're too shy to face-to-face that Jesus-lovin' hottie in the provocative cardigan.

If you need help with navigating dating sites or creating a profile, I've pretty much hit 'em all. I like the ability to multitask.

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Point is: Relationships are all about the raw material of each partner. She doesn't appear to have anything good for you two to mold into a Happily Ever After. She spends money on superfluous shit ($30 Bible? Gefuck'd!), she embarrasses you with her constant ZOMG! talk, she's about as sexual as a pet rock, conversation seems to be nil and you aren't even physically attracted to her. Do the math. You might not like where you are when you ditch her, but you'll be glad when you find the next girl. Your path to success starts with you building you and setting out for a fellow adventurer, not a couch anchor.

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Protip: 90% of people that are obsessed Manga are garbage.