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Originally Posted by Plan9
I'm surprised they don't have a cell phone sleeve with a fortified condom slot. Most people take better care of their cell phones than their wallets.
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You can get one of these. Nobody will suspect a thing.
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In fact, you can get discreet condom storage that will keep them hidden in plain sight as long as you're hiding them from people who can't read.
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Originally Posted by Cimarron29414
If you're gonna stick your wand in the deathly hollows, you better bring your invisibility cloak or you might get hogworts.
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I don't know whether I want to hug you or kill you right now.