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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Eden, if there's pee in my yard, I'm not above inventing a method to dust for urine.
Besides, dlish isn't above giving you the opportunity to simultaeously convert AND collect your 72 virgins when you try to collect after the deed.
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Get CSI: Miami on it. I'll lose them at Sunglasses Hut.
Dlish is just going to settle for 72 virgins and to full convert, with the kneeling and the praying. See, I bargained my way into becoming a Muslim Televangelist and getting 36 trailer trash chicks at apex of their half-life (experienced enough to know how to suck cock, but not so trashy you can't bring them out in public. Think Brittney Spears right before she fucked K-Fed).
I'm not getting into Heaven, just the trailer park down the street from Heaven. That's cool by my standards. Trailer heaven has cable.