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Hmmmmm. Perhaps after going to the farmers market, the OP could get some good wellington boots and find a sheep farm with a pond. He finds a comely sheep and takes it over to the pond. Then he sticks the back legs of the sheep down front of his boots and drops his pants. By wading into the water, he'll get the sheep to back up into....
No, nevermind. There's no room for sheep.
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