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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Why would he need to kill the wife? She doesn't know the secret. Obviously, I'm advising that he murder his sister-in-law. Duh.
I suggest using poison then disposing of the body in a dumpster of some sort, preferrably a day or two before a scheduled pick-up, probably after wrapping her in a rug.
Too far on the satire?
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Well since the only thing cooler than nailing two sisters is spreading your seed to two generations, the Jazz I knew would've concocted an elaborate scheme to not only get the OP off the hook entirely but land him a sympathy fuck from the mother-in law. You're going soft, Jazzy pants.
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Apparently. It's easier than talking to her.
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Well, duh.