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Old 01-15-2010, 01:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
The_Jazz
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Originally Posted by Manic_Skafe View Post
So you're saying he should kill his wife?
Why would he need to kill the wife? She doesn't know the secret. Obviously, I'm advising that he murder his sister-in-law. Duh.

I suggest using poison then disposing of the body in a dumpster of some sort, preferrably a day or two before a scheduled pick-up, probably after wrapping her in a rug.





Too far on the satire?
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