Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and predict a divorce in your future. Sorry, man.
How did I jump to that conclusion? Pretty easily, actually. You spent an HOUR making out with your sister-in-law. You (the plural you, not just the poster) waited until everyone was out of the house to start up. And there's a truism - the only way to keep a secret between two people are if one of them is dead. Guess what? One of you is going to tell your wife or she's going to figure it out because you really can't put the toothpaste back in the tube now. You're obviously considering starting an affair with the SIL at this point - you're looking for pointers on how to get away with it. And I'll bet you manage to do so for at least a while. But then the secret's going to get out somehow and your life is going to take a sharp turn towards the cliff.
My best suggestion is to start spinning things in your favor as much as possible. Maybe mentioning how aggressive the SIL is, that you don't want to be alone with her because you don't trust her intentions, etc. and then come clean down the road with what happened. As I see it, that's your best bet if you want to maintain the status quo with your wife.
Then again, you may not give a shit about what your wife thinks. In that case, go get you some of that young ass!
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