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If I bring a condom, how can I use the "Oh, damn. I didn't bring one..." line?!
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Dude, there's nothing wrong with packing a rubber. It shows responsibility, and, trust me, it's a much easier method than mine.
"So, you got a recent test result laying around?"
"No."
"This could take a while..."
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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager
"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike
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