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					Originally Posted by  SabrinaFair
					 
				 
				My mother is notorious for this.... 
 
My personal favorite: 
The Real Version: "...and swim in your veins like a fish in the sea" 
Mama's Version: "I can swim in the ocean, I can piss in the sea" 
			
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 My Mama's notorious one
The Real Version:  "Stand and Deliver" (by Adam Ant)
Mama's Version: "Stand in your Liver"
she would dance around the kitchen singing it that way...25 years and I can still remember this like it was yesterday lol