Ah, the thread I have wanted to create (or find) for more than a month now, but I couldn't think of a witty enough title.
Thank you, Xerxys, for bumping this back up.
My two that came to mind that are beyond forgivable are:
Hold me close atomic dancer -- from Elton John's
Tiny Dancer (I honestly could never remember the title to note how wrong I was)
Oh, oh Big old jet and a lighthouse -- from Steve Miller Band's
Jet Airliner (again, I never could quite catch the real title of the song, until decades later)