Plan9

... if it comes to sex ... he pulls out a condom ....

Exactly. Mission accomplished, no?

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Is there some kind of secret safety dance going on here that I'm unaware of? I remember numerous occasions where I would have chopped off my pinky for a condom... never the other way 'round. "Damn, you've got a condom? Ugh, jeez! This ruins everything," is not something I've ever heard. This playing hard to get stuff seems to be way too Moonlighting to occur in reality. Turns out women want sex just as much as men despite the specter of Victorian bullshit stains in the back of some of our heads telling us that sex is dirty. Condoms are a necessity... no different than cash at the gas station. This issue must be a Midwest / Christian guilt/shame/angst thing. Either that or I've been rockin' the mattress with E-Z-bake 'ho-bags for the last decade.