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When you need a new bride quickly (I recommend the Taiwan Mail-Order Catalog) because your previous one broke up with you
(Was it so wrong to throw an automated can opener in her general direction? It barely even made contact! Sheesh.)
and not let a perfectly good Wedding Reception at The Riviera go to waste, no to mention disappointing your family, again,
UPS had my back. Thanks a bundle, Brown. (Sorry about your driver, though.)
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi
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