Originally Posted by wooÐs

Perhaps I should change the word from 'old' to 'elderly.'

On the news, a story came up on how an elderly man was rescued from his car that drove off into a deep canyon. Well, how old is this guy?

My friend, the ex mentioned above - his parents are in their mid-70's and both are avid tennis players. They're in much better shape than either of my parents could hope to be. So are they elderly?