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1. Make a wire mesh roof on your balcony.
2. Set up a camera.
3. Put some bird seed out.
4. Run a high voltage current through it.
5. Record the footage.
6. Watch them rocket off.
7. ???
8. Profit.
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
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