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Originally Posted by dlish
ha! lulu i think you misunderstood me..
when i said dont use caps, i meant dont use caps in your note to the neighbours! you did say that you wanted to tell them calmly didnt you?
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yes...*grumble grumble* im sorry dlish, im being an edgy b****.
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Originally Posted by Daniel_
Of course you could always write them a really nice letter saying that you work a night shift, sleep through the morning that often get woken up by them "waking up and gettig ready for work" at 5am.
You know you mean ass fucking.
They know you mean ass fucking.
You know that they know that you mean ass fucking.
But both of you can PRETEND that you all mean jumping out of bed and running to the kettle to put it on for a lovely cup of coffee.
That way, everyone spares their blushes, and instead of them saying "the homophone downstairs hates ass fucking, lets do more and louder" they think "the hard working dude downstairs needs his rest so he can pursue the American Dream (tm) lets help him have a lie in by only doing oral in the mornings".
With luck, telling them that you work until 4am will either cause them to fuck earlier while you're out, or burgle you.
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HAHA! well even if they fuck earlier, im sure I'll get dirty looks after mentioning something about it to them, I'll probably end up with spit on the door knob (if it's called that now days)... ha. And you know whats worse they play country loud as well (during sex) therefore making them scream louder im assuming so they can hear themselves fucking? i think the best way to resolve this right now because im pissed is to blast folk yodeling music of some kind and play the crappiest $3.00 porno i can find just a loud as they fuck.