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Of course you could always write them a really nice letter saying that you work a night shift, sleep through the morning that often get woken up by them "waking up and gettig ready for work" at 5am.
You know you mean ass fucking.
They know you mean ass fucking.
You know that they know that you mean ass fucking.
But both of you can PRETEND that you all mean jumping out of bed and running to the kettle to put it on for a lovely cup of coffee.
That way, everyone spares their blushes, and instead of them saying "the homophone downstairs hates ass fucking, lets do more and louder" they think "the hard working dude downstairs needs his rest so he can pursue the American Dream (tm) lets help him have a lie in by only doing oral in the mornings".
With luck, telling them that you work until 4am will either cause them to fuck earlier while you're out, or burgle you.
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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