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Happy Festivus! (NSFW)
I have erected the aluminum pole (huh huh, I said "erected the pole") and am currently performing feats of strength by cracking walnuts with my powerful ass muscles. I will take on all comers who wish to overthrow my seizure of power as the head of this household. Pin me if you can, but I don't fight fair and I'm a wily bastard.
The airing of greivances shall commence below.
This thread's a goddman Festivus miracle.
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
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