Originally Posted by levite

But girls are like cell phones now: some are smart phones, some are bare-minimums phones, with every range of different options in between represented; some are pay-as-you-go, some are on the monthly plan, and some go according to confusing plans you've never heard of; none of them look precisely the same, and until you are actually using it for the first time, you have no real idea how the thing works. But they're all glossy and shiny and smooth and attractive, and in their own way, each is fun to play with. But most models aren't 100% intuitive, and you may need to read the manual, or ask someone else with the same model for advice.